Over two thousand Nuclear explosions have detonated on the planet Earth since the year 1945. The U.S being the county to set off the majority of them (1032). All but two in California and in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The other two were set off in Japan during WWII. Russia takes 2nd place with 715. All detonated in the Western part of Russia. France takes 3rd with (And you...
Reblog if you remember Teen Titans.
jolteonerrex502: just-a-day-dream-away: tensdomain: theunfler: zettasexy123: daswiener: mooflakes: letslikemakememories: WHO DOESN’T? You mean there are people who DON’T remember the Teen Titans? TEEN TITANS WAS THE BEST OMFG that was my childhood, man. i still know pretty much the entire theme song by heart. Dude, I can almost sing it in Japanese.
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
thedoctorandthebluebox: lauriekeller: it’s christmas next month IT’S CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH it’s christmas next month CHRISTMAS NEXT MONTH did you mean: DOCTOR WHO NEXT MONTH Who cares about next month when it is my birth day this month?
Reblog if you are a:
Timelord Angel Hunter Demon Vampire Keyblade wielder Alterian Sbrubian Beforusian Demigod Shadowhunter Narnian Tribute Hetalian Merlinist Sherlockian Whovian Weeping Angel Bender (water, fire, earth, air, metal, lightning, or blood) A ninja Samurai A hobbit Gleester A sing-a-longer A Bikini Bottom resident A PROUD OWNER OF ONE AWESOME TUMBLR BLOG
reblog if one of your favorite characters is dead
endlessnessofderp: OMG THE NOTES
Using my new phone to use the Tumblr App! Galaxy S3 is awesome! WAY BETTER THAN THE DROID 2! hhrududiebdggrhgeieugur
Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
I has no sneaks.
Alex has much more sneaks than I. It’s soooo jokes. She and Eli has much more muchness than. c: THE END
harold-horan: My friends’ Saturday
Internet Friend: I want the new CPU. Me: You always say that. Internet Friend: Because they keep making better ones!!!!!
Why Sex Should be Against the Law
Ha Ha Ha! Good luck with enforcing that one.
nepettable: if the doctor and gregory house had relations, someone really could say there is a doctor in the house
Me: *le turns on TV ready to watch House*
Tv: Viewer Discretion is advised.
Me: Yeah yeah you always say that. Give me House!
Tv: BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHATCHA GONNA DO WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?
Me: Fuck you.
So I finally get around to checking out the IPhone and its specs. I do not own a an IPhone because I prefer the higher brands of the Android smartphones. Moving on, the IPhone 5 looks like........a.......... repeat. I am truly sorry for those who may be angered by the statement, but come on! Look at it! It's taller than the previous, contains a slightly faster CPU, and 4G LTE. Other than that, the IPhone 5 is the same as the IPhone 4s. Yes, it is a great phone! It is hard to beat in hardware and software! It is one of the best smartphones on the market........but....but......but they dropped the ball I believe. This product should be much better and I am disappointed to see it gain few hardware upgrades like a quad core CPU. I thought they would jump all over that when the Galaxy S3 came out with a quad core. I bet the IPhone 5s will have it, but until then, dual core all the way. A big thing that smacks me in the face about the phone is the adapter Cord! It confuses me to hear them say it is "all digital." WTF does that mean??? I am pretty sure my Droid 2 adapter cord is "all digital" because it sends digital information through the micro USB into my phone. Are they really using this for marketing? They are completely misleading the customer with this by making it seem like a new technology is being presented to them.
I am not trashing all the IPhones, I am simply trashing the latest and not so much greater IPhone 5. If you are an IPhone 4s owner and have not pre-ordered the new IPhone 5, don't. You as a customer are much better off sitting on the money that could go to the new IPhone 5 by waiting for the IPhone 5s. You will get the most for your money if you wait on a product that will do more than just increase height and decrease weight and thickness.
A statement I’ve heard several times in my life is,”Oh, bisexuals are just confused.” Really? They are, are they? Seriously, You have confused and angered the straight guy. When I take a look at the bisexual friends I have, they seem to know (please excuse my language) what the fuck they are doing. I must admit that I so not have full understanding of a bisexual’s mind...
alpha-0mega: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they’re extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people. To hit me straight in the face…….
the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: the-vashta-nerada: IS THAT SLENDERMAN IN MY CLOSET update: it’s my suit WAIT I DON’T OWN A SUIT I freaked out because I heard the creepiest sound ever of a door opening just a few moments ago. Now all the lights are on……